1.Chuck Norris doesn’t play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
2.Chuck Norris originally appeared in the Street Fighter II video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
3.Chuck Norris doesn’t have to play video games. He looks at a game and it plays itself.
:) I thought someone would take the opportunity to collect these. I didn't even include eternal life, because I would have offended him, although maybe it should have been done that way and with an infinite amount of time. :)
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Chuck Norris once kicked a donkey's chin. Its descendants are called giraffes.
:) Well, I think this game will have the most comments, because there are a lot of Norris jokes. Keep it up, push the cart of the game! :)
1.Chuck Norris doesn’t play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
2.Chuck Norris originally appeared in the Street Fighter II video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
3.Chuck Norris doesn’t have to play video games. He looks at a game and it plays itself.
:) I thought someone would take the opportunity to collect these. I didn't even include eternal life, because I would have offended him, although maybe it should have been done that way and with an infinite amount of time. :)